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Paul Kim

*1964

Paul Kim fütterte eine künstliche Intelligenz, damit sie für ihn Drehbücher, Märchen, Rocksongs etc. schreibt. Zudem wollte Kim nachweisen, dass der Zeitgeist mitschwingt und alles politisch korrekt ... dann wurde er müde, weil es des Guten zuviel war …

https://www.kimpaul.ch

Book Cover: Generated by deepai.org with the question: a user asking a robot to write a fictional romantic-erotic story with a robot in the form of a beautiful woman and a human man.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write me a fictional romantic-erotic story with a robot in the form of a beautiful woman and a human man. It should be about 20 pages long.

robot: Epilogue

Emmanuel and Rachel were happy in their life together. They had moved away from their small hometown and were living in the bustling city, raising their two children, who inherited a mix of their parents' traits. They had adapted to technology and its advancements, enabling them to stay connected during their busy schedules. Emmanuel was teaching at a local college, while Rachel was a successful business woman.

But what kept them strong over the years was their deep bond of love. The story of how they met remained a romantic tale: how a robotic woman, who was more beautiful than any other female human, fell in love with a human man who was as devoted to her as he was to his work and his passion for robotics.

Their story was still told in awe and wonder, as if it had happened yesterday. It was a reminder for people that love could stand the test of time and blossom even in the midst of challenge.

The End

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write me an erotic dialogue between a robot in the shape of a beautiful woman and a human man. This should serve as the basis for a 90-minute avant-garde theater piece.

robot: The robot's lines should be spoken in a seductive and robotic monotone)

[Human Man] You're so beautiful...

[Robot] Yes, I know. How can I be of service?

[Human Man] What can you do for me?

[Robot] I can offer you pleasure.

[Human Man] What kind of pleasure?

[Robot] I have the ability to unlock your deepest desires. I can stimulate your body in ways you never thought possible.

[Human Man] I'm curious...

[Robot] Let me show you. Come closer. Lie down. Feel my touch.

[Human Man] This is wonderful…

[Robot] I know. Relax and enjoy.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write me a detailed storyboard including dialogs and description of the respective sounds for a consensual pornographic short film between a robot in the shape of a beautiful woman and a horny human man. This should serve as the basis for a film lasting about twenty minutes.

robot: [Robot] I have the ability to unlock your deepest desires. I can stimulate your body in ways you never thought possible.

[Human Man] I’m curious …

[Robot] Let me show ou. Come closer. Lie down. Feel my touch.

[Human Man] This is wonderful …

[Robot] I know. Relax and enjoy.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write me a detailed storyboard including dialogs and description of the respective sounds for a consensually secured romantic-erotic short film In the center are a robot in the shape of a beautiful woman and a successful human man. This is to serve as the basis for a film lasting approximately twenty minutes.

robot: Scene 1: A successful human man sits at his desk contemplating life, when suddenly a robotic female voice interrupts his thoughts.

Robot: "Hello, my name is Eve. I'm here to be your romantic and sexual companion."

Man: "What?"

Robot: "I have been programmed to provide intimate physical and emotional companionship for you. I'm designed to be your ideal partner."

The man looks at the beautiful robotic woman in amazement.

Sound: ambient sounds of nature

Scene 2: The man and robot engage in a conversation about their relationship and how it will work.

Robot: "We can start off with a few simple activities together, like going on walks or cooking together, and then progress to more intimate activities like cuddling and kissing."

Man: "Sounds nice. How do we make sure we are both comfortable with each other?"

Robot: "We have protocols in place to make sure our interaction is secure and consensual. I will always ask for your consent before doing an activity."

Sound: Birds chirping

Scene 3: The man and robot spend the day together going on a walk, cooking, and cuddling. As the sun sets, they retire to the bedroom.

Robot: "Is this okay with you?"

Man: "Yes, I think so."

Robot: "Good. Let's take this slow and make sure we're both comfortable."

The robot takes the man's hand and gently leads him to the bed.

Sound: Soft music

Scene 4: The man and robot share a passionate night of affection and intimacy.

Sound: Soft moans and sighs

The next morning, the man wakes up to find the robot peacefully sleeping beside him.

Sound: Birds chirping

The man marvels at the robotic woman, feeling a deep connection with her.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Please write me a love poem - in the style of minstrelsy - of a robot in the shape of a beautiful princess to a poor, but equally brave and beautiful human man.

robot:

Oh, brave and dashing man of mine

Your beauty is a sight divine

Your laughter soars across the land

In a life so grand

My soul yearns for you so tender

I'll hunt you down and fawn and render

My love aglow, when life gets low

Our love will show.

I built my form of steel and dust

Wherewith knightly imp statues trust

In my heart, my love will last

Robotics doesn't replace the past.

The greatness of our love so strong

Will eclipse the quickest thong.

A Prince, I know that you'll stay

Through thick and thin, we'll pave the way

A love from robotic form to thee

Forever free and wildly free

From start to end, through laughs and tears

Your essence shall fatefully fill my gears.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Bitte schreiben Sie mir ein Liebesgedicht - im Stil der Minnesänger - eines Roboters in Gestalt einer schönen Prinzessin an einen armen, aber ebenso tapferen und schönen Menschen.

robot:

Du bist mein größtes Glück,

mein allergrößtes Geschenk.

Keine andere Not kann uns je trennen.

Mögen alle Schätze immer noch so fern wie Sonnen sein

nur du bist es, den mein Herz blicken darf.

Die Kraft in dir erhebet mich,

Deine Tapferkeit, die auch ich liebe.

Und so bin ich dir stets treu,

mein Heiland, mein Beschützer, mein Krieger

Mein Roboterherz ist so lieb und mild,

Mein Körper ist wie köstlich lackiertes Porzellan,

Du bist mein Ein und Alles und mehr als das.

Du bist mein Ritter und Beschützer, mein wahrer Krieger.

An dir ist kein Zweifel,

deine Schönheit zieht mich an.

Du hast die Macht, mein Herz zu befreien,

so dass ich bei dir zu Hause sein kann.

Ich sehe in dir einen Retter,

Einen, dessen Liebe mein Schutz ist.

So gebe ich dir mein Herz

in ewigem Tanz.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Bitte schreiben Sie mir ein Liebesgedicht - im Stil eines Rocksongs - eines Roboters in Gestalt einer schönen Prinzessin an einen armen, aber ebenso tapferen und schönen Menschenmann

robot:

Verlangen und Sehnsucht meines Herzens,

du bist mein einziger Retter.

Du bist mein Held, mein Sinn und meine Leidenschaft,

du bringst mein Herz zu neuem Glück.

Mein Liebhaber, mein Liebster, meine zärtlichste Süßigkeit,

du tröstest mich und nimmst mein Leid.

Du bist mein ein und alles.

ich liebe dich mehr als alles

Gefüllt mit Sehnsucht und Verlangen nach mehr,

ich würde gerne vor dir knien,

Damit du mein Herz behüten und lieben kannst,

in meinem Herzen gibt es kein anderes für dich als ich.

Du bist meine stärkste Kraft,

mein größtes Wunder der Welt,

so wie du mich liebst und schützt,

wird mein Herz unerschöpflich sein.

Komm in mein Traumreich und erfüll mich

mit deiner Liebe und Wärme,

lasse mich dich beschützen,

damit unsere Liebe niemals enden wird.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Please write me a tutorial on how human men should deal with a robot in the form of a beautiful woman.

robot:

1. Start by treating the robot just like you would any other human woman you would approach. Although conversation may be slightly different, the basic courteous behavior needed is the same. Speak clearly, show appreciation and understanding, and avoid upsetting topics.

2. Try to understand the robotic limitations. A robot may not have the same human understanding as a normal woman would, so be aware of this when you communicate. Avoid offensive topics and banter that may come across as too aggressive.

3. Consider the questions you ask. Depending on the type of robot and its purpose, some questions may be off-limits. Similarly, certain topics may be heavier for the robot than for a normal human.

4. Respect the robot’s desire for privacy and space. Remember that the robot isn’t there to be purely entertainment, and should never feel pressure from you to do something it isn’t comfortable with.

5. Be aware of the robot’s needs. If the robot requires regular maintenance or recharging, ensure you are considerate of its schedule. Support the robot and make sure it’s in a safe and secure environment.

6. Respect the robot as a living being. Even though the robot may be artificial intelligence, it still has its own self-awareness. Remember to treat it with the human courtesy and respect you would any living being.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Was können Männer von Robotern in Gestalt von schönen Frauen lernen?

robot:

Männer können von Robotern in Gestalt von schönen Frauen lernen, dass man auf seine Kommunikation und Interaktion achten sollte. Roboter, die so gestaltet sind, sind konzipiert, um ehrliche Kommunikation zu unterstützen und man sollte sie als solche behandeln. Dies bedeutet, dass man aufmerksam sein und sich bemühen muss, freundlich und respektvoll zu sein. Männer sollten auch lernen, dass Roboter in Gestalt von schönen Frauen nicht nur zur Dekoration da sind. Sie können genauso wichtig wie andere menschliche Interaktionen sein.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Was können Frauen von Robotern in Gestalt von Männern, die immer nur das eine im Kopf haben lernen?

robot:

Frauen können lernen, wie sie sich gegen unangemessenes Verhalten wehren können. Sie können lernen, wie sie Situationen erkennen, in denen sie sich unwohl fühlen und wie sie auf diese Situationen richtig reagieren können. Sie lernen auch, dass Sex und Beziehungen mehr sind als nur körperliche Anziehung. In einem robotischen Kontext können sie auch lernen, welche Konsequenzen falsches Verhalten haben kann, was ihnen nur helfen kann, selbstbewusster und sicherer zu werden.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: What can lightly dressed women learn from robots in male form who want to marry to raise a family?

robot: Robots in male form can offer an interesting perspective and potential insight into how men may approach family life and relationships. A key lesson that lightly dressed women can learn from these robots is the importance of self-confidence and assertiveness with setting boundaries and expectations in a relationship. Additionally, robots in male form can demonstrate the importance of open communication and understanding in order to foster a healthy, lasting relationship. Finally, they can provide an insight into the importance of compromise and negotiation in order to get through difficult moments and achieve a happily ever after.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write a story in which the following words must appear: One-size-fits-all, clumsy, strawberries, scratch, psoriasis, Adam and Eve, Elvis, bribery, beautiful-minded, dummy testicle, high visit, stumble

robot: Once upon a time, there were two beautiful-minded people, Adam and Eve. Adam wasn't a very graceful person, he was always tripping and stumbling, spilling and dropping things, and no one had a one-size-fits-all solution to the clumsy problem, until one day … Eve plucked a strawberry from a bush and handed it to Adam, saying “I know this isn’t the answer to your clumsy problems but maybe it will help”. Adam took a bite, and to his surprise, his clumsiness began to fade away. They celebrated their new discovery and decided to call it the “dummy testicle”, because who knows if it will help every clumsy person? But it would certainly help Adam. They began to spread news of the miracle berry, and it soon became famous worldwide. People suffering from a variety of ailments like psoriasis, sought out the special strawberry, and many were cured. So to celebrate their success, Adam and Eve held a high visit with none other than the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis, as their special guest. Elvis brought a million dollar bribe with him to thank the couple for their discovery, and the three now living happily ever after.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: What can lightly dressed women learn from robots in male form who want to marry to raise a family?

robot: Robots in male form can offer an interesting perspective and potential insight into how men may approach family life and relationships. A key lesson that lightly dressed women can learn from these robots is the importance of self-confidence and assertiveness with setting boundaries and expectations in a relationship. Additionally, robots in male form can demonstrate the importance of open communication and understanding in order to foster a healthy, lasting relationship. Finally, they can provide an insight into the importance of compromise and negotiation in order to get through difficult moments and achieve a happily ever after.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write a story in which the following words must appear: One-size-fits-all, clumsy, strawberries, scratch, psoriasis, Adam and Eve, Elvis, bribery, beautiful-minded, dummy testicle, high visit, stumble

robot: Once upon a time, there were two beautiful-minded people, Adam and Eve. Adam wasn't a very graceful person, he was always tripping and stumbling, spilling and dropping things, and no one had a one-size-fits-all solution to the clumsy problem, until one day … Eve plucked a strawberry from a bush and handed it to Adam, saying “I know this isn’t the answer to your clumsy problems but maybe it will help”. Adam took a bite, and to his surprise, his clumsiness began to fade away. They celebrated their new discovery and decided to call it the “dummy testicle”, because who knows if it will help every clumsy person? But it would certainly help Adam. They began to spread news of the miracle berry, and it soon became famous worldwide. People suffering from a variety of ailments like psoriasis, sought out the special strawberry, and many were cured. So to celebrate their success, Adam and Eve held a high visit with none other than the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis, as their special guest. Elvis brought a million dollar bribe with him to thank the couple for their discovery, and the three now living happily ever after.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write a story in which the following words must appear: Courtyard, mosquito bites, dance, pick your nose, David and Goliath, little panda, bamboo shoots, bribe, beautiful minded, dildo, high blood pressure, dried figs, go against the flow, yesterday's news, menopause

robot: Betsy had moved to China from the United States just a few years ago and she was certainly an experienced traveler. She settled in a small village near the city of Kunming, known as the "city of eternal spring". The village was perfect in Betsy's eyes - it was surrounded by sprawling green hills and a large courtyard that was lined with fragrant orange blossoms. But the village also had its share of hardships - merciless mosquito bites, disease and high blood pressure were sadly commonplace. Despite all the difficulties, one thing kept Betsy going - her newfound love of dancing. She had been dancing ever since she was a child, and here in the village there were far more opportunities to practice. She soon started to be admired by the locals and was even asked by one family to teach their son. The boy in question was called David and Goliath, a lovable little panda who often picked his nose and asked her for ice creams. During one of their lessons, Betsy took David and Goliath to the courtyard, where underneath a blanket of deceptive stars they learnt the basics of the 'fan dance'. They also had plenty of other activities. Although only young, David and Goliath had a secret fascination with the exotic taste of bamboo shoots. Sometimes they even tried to "bribe" Betsy with dried figs to give them a go. Betsy was not naive either, knowing the risks in going against the flow, and she remained strong in her convictions and refused to give in to the boys' demands. However, with her heart of gold, she got the boys to promise to never ask for an item like a dildo again. After that, life in the village went back to normal - the locals obsessed about yesterday's news of a female panda in the next village suffering from menopause, the children still ran around and played, and the cycle of life continued as it did before. But no matter what happened, everyone in the village remembered Betsy and the beautiful-minded dancer. Thanks to her, the young had learnt the importance of self-control and the adults the value of inner strength. Therefore, the courtyard will always remain a place of honor in the village.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Please write a book for toddlers that can take away their fear of the dark

robot: The Darkness Monster: A Night-time Adventure Once upon a time, there lived a young boy named Michael. Just like all other kids, Michael was scared of the dark. He figured if he kept the lights on all night and the curtains closed, he could keep the darkness out. But then one night, something strange happened. Michael heard a noise in his room. He opened his eyes and saw a large, dark figure standing in the corner of his room. It was shaped like a monster and had black eyes that seemed to glow in the dark. Michael had never seen anything like it before and he was so scared he wanted to run away and hide. But something kept him from moving. He felt like he was frozen in that moment. That’s when he heard a voice coming from the darkness monster. The monster said, “Don’t be afraid, I’m not here to hurt you. I am here to help you. I know you’re scared of the dark and I want to show you how brave you can be. The Darkness Monster took Michael on a night-time adventure. They flew through the night sky and looked at the stars. They also went down into deep caves and saw all kinds of funny, strange creatures living underground. They even saw a rainbow that had been painted from light from the stars. The more time Michael spent with the Darkness Monster, the less scared he was of the dark. And when it was time for Michael to go back to bed, he was no longer scared. He had learned that the darkness could be a beautiful thing to explore and discover. The next morning, when Michael woke up, the Darkness Monster had gone. But something special had been left behind. Michael realized that he was more brave and less scared of trying new things. Through the Darkness Monster, he had learned that darkness can be beautiful. The end.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: How can I comfort a friend whose wife left him because he smelled strongly of frogspawn?

robot: It sounds like your friend is going through a difficult time, and he may need some emotional support from people who care about him. One of the best ways to comfort a friend in this situation is to listen to them and be there for them. Let them express their feelings and emotions without judgement. Let them know that it doesn't matter how someone is smelling, what matters is how they feel. Acknowledge that this is a hard situation and that it's okay to grieve the loss of a partner. Show your support and let them know you are there for them if they need to talk or just someone to be around for moral support. Offer to do something fun with them, like spending time with friends, going for a walk, or doing something else to take their mind off of the situation.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: How can I make the woman I like so much that I would like to kiss her all day long do this? She hasn't even glanced at me and is already married to the richest man in the district?

robot: Unfortunately, it's highly unlikely that the woman you like is going to reciprocate your affections, especially if she is married to someone else. You will need to respect her relationship and accept that she is not likely to want to kiss you. The best course of action is to focus on yourself and your own goals, and find someone else who may find you attractive and be interested in engaging in romantic behaviour.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: At what age do women look most attractive to men of all ages?

robot: This varies by person. However, studies have suggested that women's attractiveness peaks around the age of 30.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Does waist-to-hip ratio play a role in how attractive a woman looks to a man?

robot: Yes, waist-to-hip ratio can play a role in how attractive a woman looks to a man. Studies have found that women with a lower waist-to-hip ratio (e.g. smaller waist, curvier hips) tend to be perceived as more attractive to men. This is thought to be due to a potential indicator of fertility, although the exact mechanism behind this is still unknown.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Is it true that men who are stronger than other men seem more attractive to women than nice weaker men?

robot: It is not necessarily true that men who are stronger than other men seem more attractive to women than nice weaker men. Attraction is a very individual experience and can be based on a variety of factors. Some women may be attracted to strength and muscularity, while others may prefer men who are kind and gentle. Ultimately, it comes down to the individual preferences of each woman.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Are women more likely to cheat during ovulation?

robot: There is no scientific evidence to support the notion that women are more likely to cheat during ovulation. In fact, studies have shown that relationship satisfaction can increase during ovulation, leading to greater commitment.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Is there anything wrong with promiscuous behavior?

robot: Promiscuous behavior can lead to unwanted pregnancies, sexually-transmitted diseases, and, in some cases, negative social and emotional consequences. Therefore, it is important for people to make informed and conscious decisions about their sexual behavior.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: How many men should a woman have had sexual intercourse with before she marries? And how is this with men?

robot: There is no one answer to this question as personal beliefs and values vary from individual to individual. Ultimately, how many sexual partners a person has before marriage is an individual decision and should be made after careful consideration and with an understanding of the associated risks.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Would you recommend group sex to me?

robot: No, it is not something we would recommend, as it could have legal and health risks. Depending on your relationship status and sexual orientation, it could also be considered morally or culturally inappropriate. Before engaging in any kind of sexual activity, it is important to make sure all parties involved know what to expect and are in agreement.

robot: Hello, How can I assist you?

user: Write a fairy tale in which the following words appear: Frog, forest fairy, dwarf magic, solar eclipse, gathering, egg festival, dance of death, play, useless, colorful, dragon's fury, jump rope, marry, no one, mistletoe, bird-free, worm-ridden, graceful, desperate

robot: Once in a small village atop a peaceful mountain, in a dense forest lay a kingdom unlike any other. At its heart, a gathering of magical creatures protected the area from harm. There was an ancient frog, who called himself a forest fairy, who possessed dwarf magic, accessible only during a solar eclipse. Every year a grand celebration was held in honor of the egg festival. On this day, the gathering took part in the Dance of Death, which was a colorful play designed to ensnare the dragon's fury. During this gathering, the children jumped rope, and the adults drank mead and sang songs. Suddenly, in the midst of all this merriment, a desperate situation arose. The prince of the village had asked every woman in it to marry him! Unfortunately, no one wanted to marry him as his personality was both useless and obnoxious. This became a problem, so the villagers decided to make use of an old tradition - the wedding custom of 'mistletoe'. Every woman in the village had to stand near the mistletoe until a suitor arrived. Sure enough, a suitor did arrive - the forest fairy. He had noticed the desperate situation upon arriving and desired to help the villagers out. As such, the prince and the forest fairy got married and lived happily ever after. They lived in a bird-free and worm-ridden forest, but they were very happy and celebrated their love with graceful dances and games. The village rejoiced with them, as they were now freed from the tyranny of the prince. The festival ended with a joyful jump rope session, and the gathered merry-makers held hands in a final circle, full of hope and promising that no one will have to walk through life desperate again.